Born on 14th February 1971 in Leeds, Christopher Walker entered the world. Soon after birth, baby Walker was adopted and renamed Jonathan David Sheller. A name that would later haunt dating websites and women all over the south east of England.
Throughout his life, Jon made his presence known to many, including those in the record industry and those affiliated with the Liberal Democrat Party of the UK. Most notable in his plethora of failures was a night in Framlingham (Suffolk) when Jon turned down Ed Sheeran proclaiming him to be “nogood“, later telling friends “that little ginger tosser won’t ever amount to anything“. To this day, even the people he was with that night don’t remember this happening but from what I believe, Jons’ story changed every time he told it. Little did he know that this was the night that Jon’s life would change, leading him down a path of criminality and fraud. The alleged rejection of Ed Sheeran was one of many mistakes Sheller would make in his early years as a “record label manager”. Jon went on to establish several fraudulent record labels, dupe clients out of money all whilst being sued several times along the way.
In 2021 and after a long ‘career’ in politics, Sheller was thrown out of the Lib Dems for bringing the party into disrepute – a claim he still denies today. You only have to read the minutes from the meeting to understand just how entangled in his own lies he was. After contacting the Lib Dems for comment about Jons untimely demise, they declined to comment stating that “we have no connection to Jonathan Sheller nor do we wish to make comment“
Jons life continued to be tumultuous. In 2017 he was found guilty of defrauding a lady out of three thousand pounds in relation to the repair and sale of a Porsche she bought. He kept the money for himself and the lady never got her money back. Mr Sheller was sentenced to 150 hours of community service but after dragging the case on for three years, he never completed a single hour of his sentence. He would later (fail to) attend court in relation to this matter and it ended up being one in a long line of convictions that would land at his front door (if he had a front door)
Shellers last few years were spent making numerous dating profiles and trolling people on Twitter (X) on which he used many accounts. Those who knew him said they thought his previously half-sane mind had been completely addled due to the people he started to associate with. These accounts included shed dwelling Scott Blake, hate monger Roanna Carleton-Taylor, an account known as ‘Monkey’ and another called ‘Joker‘, amongst others. His online dating profiles and presence on sites like Bumble, Facebook Dating and Plenty Of Fish were noticed by many and he continued to cause upset and distress to those he targeted.
My lasting memory of Jon is that he was one of the few people who really got me… he could relate to my job as an escort and always supported me
Sameed Damji, transvestite friend of Jon
I remember telling Jon how somebody had scraped “mong” in the frost on my car window and how it took me 20 minutes to lick it off.
Fat Porn Star – Roanna
Jon was the first man to ever make me climax in a way I never thought possible
Scott Blake, shed dweller
Given the stress he was under in his last years – not attending court, living in a homeless hostel and sofa surfing since September 2023, his health was bound to suffer. On 3rd April 2024, an emergency call was made from the homeless hostel in which Jon was staying and he was rushed to Southend University Hospital A&E with a heart attack – his third heart attack in the last year. He stayed on the Cardiac Ward until 15th April, after which he was transferred to Essex Cardiothoracic Centre at Basildon as a day patient where he underwent an Angioplasty. Returning to Southend Hospital wouldn’t be easy as Jon was in the middle of conning one of the nurses he met in the canteen. He begged and pleaded not to go back to Southend University Hospital but his cries weren’t heard.
In true Sheller style, he made his disdain known by screaming at the ward manager whilst proceeding to email several crown court judges, two high court barristers and his local Lib Dem MP. He could be heard shouting at the auxiliary staff “don’t you know who I am?” when all of a sudden he was confronted by the headlights of a car travelling at speed. Onlookers later confirmed it was a red Porsche. Lying on the floor in pain and bleeding from the anus (this was thought to be an existing injury), he was heard to mutter the words “tell Ed I’m sorry“. This was possibly referring to Ed Sheeran and the opportunity they both missed. One can only wonder just how much more successful Ed could have been if he’d signed to Cohort Music!
At the time of publication, we had made attempts to contact several people to say something nice about Mr Sheller but as of yet, nobody wanted to speak to us. A sad state of affairs for all involved.
The Porsche that Kate White was driving and that later ran over Mr ShellerJon Sheller – man of many pseudonyms – had several dating profiles
Jon was in good spirits and seemed well when I visited him on the morning of his death, before he accidentally walked out in front of my car. I’ll never forgive myself for wedging my foot on the accelerator. His bare backside going over the bonnet of my car is a sight that will stay with me forever
Long time friend Kate White
Jon was quite down when I last saw him, so I did my best to console him… for a fiver
Sameed
I’m glad he’s dead. He was a thoroughly horrible person and a miserable cunt
Spankd 