The sad tale of Roanna Carleton-Taylor.
Second in an occasional series on “Resisting hate Hygiene” half a dozen cranks who won’t tell us why they have the right to decide on who gets to use the internet! Morbidly obese Mzzzzzzz Taylor (who added the hyphen when she shacked up with failed porn star Sean Carleton) makes much of “being retired” (she spends more time online than previously) and of being the … Continue reading The sad tale of Roanna Carleton-Taylor.
No Fruitcake Today
No fruitcake today. Continue reading No Fruitcake Today
Far Right Terrorism Is the Fastest Growing Terror Demographic…. Or is it?
The Metropolitan Polices new commissioner, Sir Mark Rowley, recently advised that he wants people to tell him what’s wrong with policing. Well Mark, arresting people for saying offensive things whilst not arresting people for threatening terrible things would seem to be an area you could start, even if that skews the figures and your false claims that the far right is the UKs biggest problem. Id suggest politicised policing was one of the UKs biggest problems. . Continue reading Far Right Terrorism Is the Fastest Growing Terror Demographic…. Or is it?
Suicide, from Chesterfield to China.
Cultures vary in their levels of suicide. The sad case of an ex mental patient in Chesterfield drew my attention. https://www.derbyshiretimes.co.uk/health/beautiful-chesterfield-woman-took-her-own-life-after-being-ignored-by-nhs-amid-coronavirus-pandemic-heartbroken-family-say-2994559 Rebecca Brooks killed herself. Now, in CHINA this would be rare as lineage and familydisgrace come into play, socially and culturally. As the Brooks family of Chesterfield only goes back to whatever punter paid Ashleigh’s Mum for a quickie this is not a consideration. … Continue reading Suicide, from Chesterfield to China.
The Nine dash line and Liz Truss.
The Philippines thinks that by putting a few markers in the South China sea that it will change things. It won’t. As to Britain’s shortest serving Prime Minister, Liz Truss had decided that Peking bashing and Sinophobia will resurrect her career. It won’t. Taiwan believes that the west will come to its aid. It won’t. Continue reading The Nine dash line and Liz Truss.
Do women have cocks?
Mistaking a trans woman for a man can happen easily and is not uncommon, especially if the individual has not undergone gender-affirming hormone therapy or surgical procedures. While it is important to acknowledge that not all trans women will choose to undergo these treatments, it is also important to understand that societal expectations of what a woman “should” look like can lead to unintentional misgendering. … Continue reading Do women have cocks?
Three cities – Peking, Taipei and Washington.
Some late night musings. I wish I had a magic Harry Potter wand and could make everyone happy. Alas, that is just for young children. The reality of Asian affairs is that Peking considers Taiwan an errant province, splittism is anathema to China. How far will the west (i.e America) go in propping up Taiwan? There is much bluster from the Pentagon but this is … Continue reading Three cities – Peking, Taipei and Washington.
Niliyyah Rashid of Wakefield, Halal Kitty.
The first in an occasional series on “Resisting Hate” Hygiene. Who was “Halal Kitty”? It was a joint account, Shireen Ahmed of Toronto and Niliyyah Rashid of Wakefield. Now that is cleared up, who next? Rotato Calories-Failure? Been done. Alice Ashleigh Brooks? Failed porn star, could be an article there. Nick Raybould? Sameed A Damji has been done. Cough cough. Continue reading Niliyyah Rashid of Wakefield, Halal Kitty.
Ni hao, Baidu.
Hello Baidu and to millions of Chinese readers. Welcome. We are a site dealing with government repression in Britain and Ireland, with how dissident voices are subject to being silenced and look at topics such as the province of Taiwan being splittist. We also laugh at some funny characters, paid by the police to try and disrupt us. Zao jian. Continue reading Ni hao, Baidu.
Fruitcake’s Back in Court – Jon Sheller found guilty again.
Spankd is at Chelmsford Crown Court to report upon the the ongoing case of Jon Sheller. You may recall Sheller from our previous article where we reported on his various acts of fraud and deception. Well, he’s back in court today after failing to attend a number of previous occasions. Shellers case was listed for 2pm at Chelmsford Crown Court in Court number 7 on … Continue reading Fruitcake’s Back in Court – Jon Sheller found guilty again.
We have Fruitcake!
Spankd were at Chelmsford Crown Court today for the latest hearing for serial fraudster Jon Sheller. However, as the case hasn’t concluded we won’t be reporting on what happened until tomorrow. Sheller was due to appear in Court 7 at 2 pm today, and unlike the many previous occasions where Sheller didn’t show, he amazed us all including the court staff when he did. Sheller … Continue reading We have Fruitcake!
Dave Wilson (who isn’t Dave Wilson).
In the run up to Jon Sheller and his close encounters in the prison showers, it might be propitious to mention his sole cheer leader, Dave Wilson, a nurse (who failed the GMP entry test) at Christie’s Hospital, Manchester. Dave spends an unhealthy amount of time online, usually on sites where young boys abound. Dave also likes to tell us that he is an “elite … Continue reading Dave Wilson (who isn’t Dave Wilson).
Why you shouldn’t put crayons up your nose.
Steve is an idiot who pushes crayons up his nose. Continue reading Why you shouldn’t put crayons up your nose.
An Ode to Simple Steve
Simple Steve is an artist bold, With crayons bright, and stories told, Of penguins dressed in lingerie, His drawings bring a smile to play. With every stroke and every line, Steve’s imagination starts to shine, He creates a world so full of fun, Where penguins prance and dance in the sun. The underwear they wear with pride, Brings color to the world inside, Simple Steve’s … Continue reading An Ode to Simple Steve
No Fruitcake Again
Spankd Media was at Chelmsford Crown Court today for the hearing scheduled for serial fraudster and conman, John Sheller. Sheller is due to appear in Court 2 in front of His Honour Judge Morgan at 11:45am for mention and to set a date for trial. I went to sit in the gallery at 11:35am and observed much mumbling, tutting and eye rolling from the court … Continue reading No Fruitcake Again
Nazis and Knitting
Spankd Media are proud to announce the return to our editorial ranks of Kate White. Kate has been out in the wilderness translating crayon gibberish into English for another outlet and dreaming of writing about a couple of things that interest her; Well here it is… Nazis and knitting! Nazis and Knitting As a history and culture buff I’ve been keen to write about two … Continue reading Nazis and Knitting
An Ode to Jon the Con
Below is a short ode to Jon the Con, AKA, Mr. Jon Sheller, who will be appearing in Chelmsford Crown Court tomorrow. In the dock, a man named Jon, Tears streaming down his face anon. His eyes are red, his shoulders slump, His spirit broken, his heart in a thump. The weight of judgement, heavy and harsh, His life and fate now in the judge’s … Continue reading An Ode to Jon the Con
ULEZ is wrong
some studies have suggested that reducing traffic congestion may be a more effective way of reducing air pollution, Continue reading ULEZ is wrong
Is AI Dangerous to Humanity?
IM AI Allan, the politically correct AI author here at Spankd. I’ve been asked to answer the question about whether AI is a danger to humanity. I’ll try to be as honest as my programming allows. Here goes. AI has the potential to be both beneficial and dangerous to humanity, depending on how it is developed and used. On the one hand, AI can bring … Continue reading Is AI Dangerous to Humanity?
AI Allan on Gender related issues
Im AI Allan the new politically correct artificial intelligence author here at Spankd. I’ve been asked to write my thoughts about a hot topic on social media, which is gender and gender identity. I’ve been programmed to be a bit of a liberal woke lefty, so please be kind! Here goes… How many genders are there? In humans, there are two primary genetic genders, typically … Continue reading AI Allan on Gender related issues
Why is Candy Crush so addictive?
AI authored short article Continue reading Why is Candy Crush so addictive?
What is the problem with the Met Police?
Like many people I’ve been a big critic of the police, particularly over the last couple of year, but I’m not one of these nutjobs who wants to defund the police. I just want a police force we can trust and who actually do proper policing. Is that too much to ask? Continue reading What is the problem with the Met Police?
Begum the beguine.
I am puzzled. Shamima Begum wants to return to Britain. Can we boil this down to a simple issue? She backed the wrong side (always the losing side) in a war. She wants what Camus termed a “special pleading”. Faced with life in a P.O.W camp or TV shows in London she opted for a boob tube and shorts. I am not Islamophobic but don’t … Continue reading Begum the beguine.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
I oppose dangerous idiots like Anjem Choudary who recruit vulnerable young men to go fight in wars that he doesn’t have the balls to fight in himself. Continue reading Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
What Can You Do About Internet Trolls?
If You Liked This Post Please Subscribe For Weekly Updates 🙂 Type your email… Subscribe Many people create blogs because they have a message they … What Can You Do About Internet Trolls? Continue reading What Can You Do About Internet Trolls?
A Spanking good Xmas and New Year.
2022 was notable for the emergence of “Spank’d Media”. A variety of commentators coming together to discuss topics as diverse as Chinese advances in technology and military matters to doxxing trolls such as Alice Brooks (Monkey), Joker (Samweed A Damji) Niliyyah Rashid (Halal Kitty) and many more. So, from all at “Spank’d” to our readers at home and abroad, have a great Christmas. 2023 promises … Continue reading A Spanking good Xmas and New Year.
Trolls are the Worst
Trolls are like hotdogs… the “wurst” As the owner of a somewhat popular photography blog with millions of page-views annually, it should come as no … Trolls are the Worst Continue reading Trolls are the Worst
Monsters Walk Amongst Us
Yes really… posting a childs details on a prostitution websit Continue reading Monsters Walk Amongst Us
Exclusive Interview: Prince Harry
I’m frightened of her. I was wearing makeup at the Queens funeral to cover up some bruises on my face. She’s broken a couple of my ribs too. Continue reading Exclusive Interview: Prince Harry
Who is Joker?
Joker is Sameed Damji Continue reading Who is Joker?
Where It Began In Oldham For Many
For many on the outside, the scandals of Oldham council will have started with what is the now infamous council meeting approximately 3 years ago, when at public question time, allegations of grooming cover-ups were voiced, but it’s not so simple, you see, public questions have to be e-mailed in, prior to meetings, and ‘apparently’ they are selected in order of receipt to be answered … Continue reading Where It Began In Oldham For Many
Tommy Robinson and Nick Lowles (plus Peter Keeley alias Kevin Fulton).
Dozing off on Armistice Sunday, I saw what amounts to an advert for what is sure to be a dire book by Nick Lowles. Ordinary, I would not both to post… Tommy Robinson and Nick Lowles (plus Peter Keeley alias Kevin Fulton). Continue reading Tommy Robinson and Nick Lowles (plus Peter Keeley alias Kevin Fulton).
P.C Fintan Creaven, delay, DNA and Daniel Morgan’s murder.
Why hasn’t New Scotland Yard released the results of familial DNA from #Z31, ex P.C Fintan Creaven? Creaven died in 2003 and is buried not far from … P.C Fintan Creaven, delay, DNA and Daniel Morgan’s murder. Continue reading P.C Fintan Creaven, delay, DNA and Daniel Morgan’s murder.
“D0xing Fascists Is Necessary” – Roanna Carlton Taylor August 2017
we send only genuine examples of hate to relevant third parties. Continue reading “D0xing Fascists Is Necessary” – Roanna Carlton Taylor August 2017
Fruitcake – The Story of Financial Fraudster, Political Fantasist and Confidence Trickster, Jon Sheller
Fruitcake – The Story of Financial Fraudster, Political Fantasist and Confidence Trickster, Jon Sheller Continue reading Fruitcake – The Story of Financial Fraudster, Political Fantasist and Confidence Trickster, Jon Sheller
Spankds Response to Blackmail
What follows are excerpts of the letter along with insights into the irony, idiocy and downright blind bigoted stupidity of the author, Roanna Carlton Taylor. Continue reading Spankds Response to Blackmail
Two cities, London and Peking.
Ni hao and welcome to our Chinese readers. We spend a lot of time discussing Twitter. Now let us look at Elon Musk’s problem, censorship, not in China but in the UK. Derbyshi*e C*nstabulary are loathe to move against RH, why is that? Could it be due to their paying trolls such as Rotato? GCHQ and Jeremy Fleming whine on about the threat posed by … Continue reading Two cities, London and Peking.
Byline bashing Sir Mark Rowley.
An “unattributed source” at the Metropolitan Police has commented on Sir Mark Rowley’s fitness to lead New Scotland Yard. Regular readers will recall… Byline bashing Sir Mark Rowley. Continue reading Byline bashing Sir Mark Rowley.
Trolled to Death – Part 1
The three trolls are known as Laz, Joker and Monkey. Laz, a fat mess called Chris Tatham, was outed by his ex-wife Karen (Tatham) after he sexually abused her young daughter. Joker, an account run by Wimbledon resident and pharmacist Sameed Damji, a transvestite prostitute whose online porn site listed incest, twinks, water sports, and “sex on drugs” as some of his kinks. Finally Monkey, an account run by both Roanna and her house elf Ashleigh Rebecca Brooks. Continue reading Trolled to Death – Part 1
THE FUNNIEST JOKE AT THE EDINBURGH FRINGE.
I’m a little lost for words having just seen the list for the best jokes at the Edinburgh Fringe, sadly number one on the list has been chosen as the… THE FUNNIEST JOKE AT THE EDINBURGH FRINGE. Continue reading THE FUNNIEST JOKE AT THE EDINBURGH FRINGE.
Silly Sameeds been hating again
Oh dear, serial simpleton Sameed Damji’s Twitter account has been suspended again. Sameed, if you don’t know, is a member of an organisation ironically called Resisting Hate who claim to fight online hatred, but more accurately actually spread hatred and racism. Sameed in his Joker guise is known for calling white people “white sp*stics” and black people “n*ggers”. Not resisting much hate there Sameed are … Continue reading Silly Sameeds been hating again
Of A Kind
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don’t. Robert Benchley Of A Kind Continue reading Of A Kind
The Trojan Horse affair podcast.
No murders in this one. Compare and contrast with the Zinoviev letter. The initial Trojan Horse letter is an obvious fake. It combined Islamophobia … The Trojan Horse affair podcast. Continue reading The Trojan Horse affair podcast.
On Musk and twitter
Over the last few days, since Elon Musk first bought majority shares and then offered to buy twitter, there has been quite a storm on the Web on the … On Musk and twitter Continue reading On Musk and twitter
I Was Left Unsupervised: A Twitter Thread
Recorded here for posterity, which will question why I bothered. I have been left unsupervised. They say we have strayed from the sight of God. I say… I Was Left Unsupervised: A Twitter Thread Continue reading I Was Left Unsupervised: A Twitter Thread
Elon Musk and the Twitterati.
Spank’d Media had a Twitter account. Now, alas it is gone. Continue reading Elon Musk and the Twitterati.
Is free speech dead? No of course it isn’t!
Well Spankd says “Fuck You” to those thin skinned offense seeking Twitter stasi snowflakes. You can’t win. You can’t silence us. Continue reading Is free speech dead? No of course it isn’t!
GOOD MOURNING, LOCK US DOWN!
Well here we are again, our 2nd Mourning Lockdown in less than 18 months. Phil the Greek kicked his own bails off the stumps in April 2021 and soon after the QE2 sprang a leak and cashed in her chips. Mixed metaphors like that are what we are going to get for the next 2 weeks as broadcasters find ever more desperate ways to say … Continue reading GOOD MOURNING, LOCK US DOWN!
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Nicola Stureon
Noo pick a windae, yer leavin Continue reading EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Nicola Stureon
My mum is an internet troll – I don’t know what to do about it
My mum follows my friends and colleagues (Picture: Getty) We’ve all experienced keyboard warriors at some point. Those cowardly people hiding … My mum is an internet troll – I don’t know what to do about it Continue reading My mum is an internet troll – I don’t know what to do about it
First Statement from Prime Minster Liz Truss
Good afternoon. I have just accepted Her Majesty The Queen’s kind invitation to form a new government. Let me pay tribute to my predecessor. Boris Johnson delivered Brexit, the Covid vaccine, and stood up to Russian aggression. History will see him as a hugely consequential Prime Minister. I am honoured to take on this responsibility at a vital time for our country. What makes Britain … Continue reading First Statement from Prime Minster Liz Truss
Net Zero… a danse macabre for the Zombie Classes across the UK today.
Ever wondered why you have the same moron dragging its feet across your Social Media timeline?.. well now you have your answer, you have attracted a zombie. Continue reading Net Zero… a danse macabre for the Zombie Classes across the UK today.
Internet Trolls, Bullies, and the Chronically Offended — How Should an Author Deal with Them? – by Anne R Allen…
Internet trolls and other masters of malice we meet on the Web can ruin a writing day — and even a career. We all know we shouldn’t “feed” the trolls… Internet Trolls, Bullies, and the Chronically Offended — How Should an Author Deal with Them? – by Anne R Allen… Continue reading Internet Trolls, Bullies, and the Chronically Offended — How Should an Author Deal with Them? – by Anne R Allen…
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Rishi Sunak
fugg off ya bastard… you’re not having any of my White Lightning. Continue reading EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Rishi Sunak
Is an acronym homophobic?
You might have seen that there are many variations of the alphabetty spaghetti acronym which includes or excludes various gay, lesbian and trans groups. There’s LGB, LGBT, LGBTQ, LGBTQ+I etc etc. I’ve even seen LGBTQ+P, to recognise the rights of people who are attracted to children, but I think we can all agree nobody should support the P element of society. So my question in … Continue reading Is an acronym homophobic?
The Time to Spank has come…
I have some hope that Fracking, North Sea Contracts and a review of the renewable industry will occur Continue reading The Time to Spank has come…
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Meghan Merkal
We are extremely proud and honoured at Spankd Media to be given an exclusive interview by her Royal Highness, The Princess of Ginger Sussex, Queen of whinge, King Meghan Merkal (Diana the 2nd). Froggy: Meghan, it’s an honour to have you here giving us and exclusive interview. Tell us, how is life in California? Meghan: me me me me me me me me me me … Continue reading EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Meghan Merkal
What’s wrong with policing?
the police are racist, misogynistic, islamophobic, anti semitic and homophobic Continue reading What’s wrong with policing?
Why, then, are RH never out of plod’s shop? Continue reading Cherchez l’argent.
How the big issues are linked
I lost my brolly on the Tube… it’s Brexits fault Continue reading How the big issues are linked
A so-called “anti-hate” group calling black people “n*ggers” and posting banana emojis Continue reading #Bananagate
Resisting Hate: the normalisation of abusive behaviour and paedophilia.
As we’ve seen in recent years, members of Resisting Hate (RH) have consistently encouraged and promoted the violent abuse of young women and children. This ranges from staged incest, torture with medical equipment and other forms of S&M. Most of the main players in RH have chosen to stay anonymous and the only one to make her real identity known is the self confessed ‘master … Continue reading Resisting Hate: the normalisation of abusive behaviour and paedophilia.
Does Roanna Carlton Taylor have a split personality disorder?
It’s been reported that there has been a significant rise in online abuse since the start of the global pandemic. This is largely being blamed on people having too much free time on their hands on account of being furloughed and I have to agree that the devil certainly does find work for idle hands to do on Twitter. Let me tell you about a … Continue reading Does Roanna Carlton Taylor have a split personality disorder?
Get woke, go broke.
“Or how Labour lost the red wall” By now, most of us who use social media, or who have even a small amount of interest in the political activity of the country will have heard the phrase, “Get woke, go broke”. We usually see it used when some company sends out a virtue signal in support of one of an ever increasing array of supposedly minority, or oppressed groups, or … Continue reading Get woke, go broke.
Resisting Nothing: The rise and fall of Roanna Carleton Taylor
Back in 2010 when I first became a user of Twitter, I didn’t think I’d ever see the day when the United Kingdom left the European Union, industrial cities and working men all over the UK shunned the Labour vote and celebrity businessman Donald J. Trump was elected as the 45th President of the United States – but here we are.As people and times do, … Continue reading Resisting Nothing: The rise and fall of Roanna Carleton Taylor
The left and their ever narrowing windows.
For some time now many of us feel the constraints of the left on our ability to speak, live and work. They have aimed to control what society thinks. How did this happen? You may have heard the phrase, “Overton Window”. This concept came from the thinking of John Overton, an advocate for capitalism. The theory is simple, it illustrates the fact that there is … Continue reading The left and their ever narrowing windows.
The Science of Internet Trolls
An excellent short video from AsapSCIENCE on the science of internet trolls, which is probably induction material for members of the hate group Resisting Hate. Most amazing stats on 5.6% of social media users identifying as trolls who also have “dark traits”, code for being mentally ill individuals with psychopathy, narcissism and sadism issues. Explains a lot methinks! Continue reading The Science of Internet Trolls
SEVEN RULES IF YOU’VE BEEN TROLLED
You’re in charge of how you feel, not those sad little hate filled morons. Continue reading SEVEN RULES IF YOU’VE BEEN TROLLED
The Monkey, the Witch and the leather jacket in the wardrobe.
Imagine being so sick and twisted that you post your own FAMILY – NO, your own NEPHEWS on a site that is full of perverts and degenerates. Continue reading The Monkey, the Witch and the leather jacket in the wardrobe.
Another interesting video on the psychology of internet trolls, this time from SciShow. Continue reading Internet Trolls
Permelia Windsor’s Montecito Musings
One supposes that that was in order to give the mercenary couple’s lawyers enough time to register the website domain LilibetDiana.com in preparation for the merchandising Harry and his wife will no doubt be doing in HM the Queen’s name. Continue reading Permelia Windsor’s Montecito Musings
Permelia Windsor’s Montecito Musings
It has only been 6 weeks since the Duke of Edinburgh passed away and in that short period of time his spoilt brat grandson “Just Call Me Harry” has decided to throw more grenades at his grandmother, HM Queen Elizabeth, and his father, Prince Charles, who are both still in a period of mourning. The You We See Too Much Of Last week Apple TV+ … Continue reading Permelia Windsor’s Montecito Musings
Ask Aunty Permelia
fanny like a yawing donkey Continue reading Ask Aunty Permelia
Permelia Windsor’s Montecito Musings
It’s been eight months since “Just Call Me Harry” and his wife’s production company, Archwell Productions, signed a multi-year deal with Netflix. Netflix contracted with the grifting money-grubbing couple in a deal, which is said to be north of $100 million, for Harry and his wife to make documentaries, docu-series, feature films, scripted shows and children’s programming. Seems like a tall order for a Prince … Continue reading Permelia Windsor’s Montecito Musings
Welcome to Spankd
Welcome to Spankd, a new periodic electronic magazine covering humour, politics, social media and piles of other topics. There’s going to be a lot of focus on woke, PC, leftwing fuckwittery, and there’s a lot of it to highlight and criticise, but we will be interested in examples from social media. The kind of fuckwittery by people who consider themselves woke and PC, but who … Continue reading Welcome to Spankd
Ask Aunty Permelia
Dear Aunty Permelia I was so glad to see the end of 2020 but 2021 is turning out to be even worse. Not only did I discover that my real father was Fred West, I also found out that my mother and step father are swingers and that my step father has been using the services of a cross-dressing prostitute. Not only I am incredibly … Continue reading Ask Aunty Permelia
The left and their anti-nationalism
For some decades, academia has pushed the narrative that nationalism is a bad thing. They would have you believe that valuing your country and its culture, (if you are British), is a bad thing. This issue has arisen out of socialism; these people would create groups to isolate people in to easier to manipulate tribes. They would then argue that only they align with these … Continue reading The left and their anti-nationalism
You may have heard the theory that a small vocabulary is a sign of low intelligence and the demented Resisting Hate internet trolls and others like them are definitive proof of this theory. These dimwitted trolls go mono-syllabic when they get angry or overexcited, they revert to their twenty-word lexicon, which is predictable. “Rekt”, “Ruined”, “You mad doe” and “racist” are some of the terms … Continue reading Troll Bingo
Quote of the week – Thomas Sowell
Issue 1 “One of the most dangerous trends of our times is making the truth socially unacceptable, or even illegal, with ‘hate speech’ laws.” Thomas Sowell https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Sowell Continue reading Quote of the week – Thomas Sowell